Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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