god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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