How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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