What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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