i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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