Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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