Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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