with your own penis?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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