Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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