No subtext here. People are naked.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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