I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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