what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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