You work out of a Hotel?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it because I queefed?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
