1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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