Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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