god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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