i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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