PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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