As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
How does it feel to date your dad?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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