? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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