real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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