my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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