i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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