So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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