One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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