It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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