how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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