I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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