You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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