his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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