do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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