just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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