when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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