Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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