We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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