I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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