Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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