Don't you send me to vm
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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