it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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