remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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