I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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