yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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