you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I have post one night stand depression
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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