she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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