ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Come see our sink grown plant.
My vagina just recognized that song.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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