lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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