i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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