Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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