Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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