chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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