you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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