Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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