Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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